And there you have it the winning formula to become a man who looks like an old lesbian. We asked keith mays, author of the blog that started a phenomenon and pioneer in the field of men who look like old lesbians, to run down the 25 best examples of this confounding phenomenon, and he happily obliged, including a handful of newly discovered men who look like old lesbians. Last year around this time, we asked keith mays, pioneer in the field of men who look like old lesbians, to run down the 25 best examples of this confounding phenomenon. Men who look like lesbians by beefstroganoff created - updated - public these are some males that resemble lesbian women (old or young). Another effeminate british guy who looks like every lesbian i have ever seen at ihop. Or is it roberta? Sorta looks like harry potters grandmother. Thrill up my leg looks like everyones old grandmother, or trying to look like lesbian anne heche. We think they look like women in tuxes,(or suits or uniforms or whatever costume). people assume theres one set way that lesbians look, and its usually like hot lumberjacks with the coolest haircuts ever. Watch lesbian porn for five minutes and youll see that lesbians have very long nails, both look like versions of blake lively, make loads of sexy noises (seriously, theres so much moaning.).